The next time your less-than cleanly friends come over, make sure you are stocked up with our Retro Toilet Paper! Printed throughout the roll, the bold red word "Important" will catch the attention of dirty-doers and force them to read what the cartoon gentleman has to say. While they wipe, they will learn how to correctly use toilet paper: Step 1: Defecate into toilet Step 2: Tear off one square. Step 3: Wipe in and around anal area thoroughly. Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 as necessary. Step 5: Properly dispose of square(s) and flush.